Jailbreak jokes
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German!
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.