Jailbreak jokes
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German!
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.