Jacko lantern jokes
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
What do incest families do on Halloween?
Pumpkin.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.