Jacko lantern jokes

What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?

A Jacko Lantern!

What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.

When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.

Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.