IT teacher jokes

Orphan

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Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.

Teacher

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Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: *no one stands up* Teacher: Oh c'mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you're dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you're standing alone.

Dad

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My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰

Idiot

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One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one, then he/she should stand up.

After a minute, a boy stands up.

The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.

The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."

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  • Teacher

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    I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.

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  • Lie

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    Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked into the classroom.

    The teacher asked them, "Why are you arguing?"

    One of the boys replied, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

    "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

    The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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