IT GIRL jokes
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
Community talk
GIMME SONG SUGGESTIONS>>>>>>> HERES MINE DXE DXE DXE (w/ homixide gang) - odetari taste(feat. offset) - tyga IT GIRL - aliyahs interlude FASHION - britney manson METAMORPHOSIS - interworld HYPNOTIC DATA - odetari ecstacy (slowed) - SUICIDAL-IDOL ON THE FLOOR - removeface, kyszenn
(i need mental help)
The Weeknd:] I understand, your body wants it I know your thoughts, oh you 'bout it, 'bout it You're a big girl, and it's your world And I'ma let you do it how you (Wanna, girl, I'll)
Ride with it, ride with it I know you know, I know you wanna ride with it Don't be shy with it, I'll supply with it I got you, girl, oh, I got it, girl With your Louis V. bag, tats on your arms High heel shoes make you six feet tall Ev… Read more
Here are some things that Dancer's say that sound really weird to non dancers:
"Just a minute, I need to break my shoes."
"Can you re-mark my legs?"
"My best point area is at the 8th position"
"Have two left feet"
"Box it girls"
"Pull you're core's tight"
"Push the wings"
If you know what they mean, you either are a dancer or know a dancer.