Invigoration jokes

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?