Introspection jokes

You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?

Look in the mirror.

What is an Emo’s favourite music element?

Self harmony.

Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.

There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.

"The f*** am I even doing here?"

Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."

Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."

Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."

My last thought: Am I a murderer?

Look in the mirror. There's a joke for you.

If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.