Introspection

Introspection Jokes

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.

There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.

Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."

Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."

Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."

My last thought: Am I a murderer?

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