Introduced jokes

Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."

Person you don't know, my name.

I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.

I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.