Internationalization jokes

What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?

A Royale with cancer.

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."

If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?

European.

What are you on your way to the bathroom?

Russian.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.