Internationalization jokes

What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?

A Royale with cancer.

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."

If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?

European.

What are you on your way to the bathroom?

Russian.

"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan is typing...

If Canadians speak "English Eh?", do Americans speak "English B?"