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Dagger

Anonymous · 3 years ago

    • For some unexplainable reason I instantly though “hmm this sounds like something for dagger”

    An image of a knight in full armor with a text overlay that reads "Here we can see two men eager to reclaim the holy land, staring at each other."
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    • Sculpture

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago
    • A marble sculpture of a frog from the Shang Dynasty (1600-1045 B.C.). Credit and Collection: Sotheby's.
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    • Drake

    RapBoat · 10 months ago
    • A screenshot of a Twitter thread. The first tweet is from FearBuck, stating "SSSniperWolf speaks on Drake revealing she left him on read and curved him." Below this, SSSniperWolf's tweet is shown, featuring two images: one of her taking a selfie in a room, and one of Drake performing on stage. Her tweet reads: "Good morning. Made headlines for leaving a rapper on read lol". The second tweet in the thread is from Alijah, who says, "She think she all that 😂 if ICEMAN wanted to bag her fr he would have done it in an instant". The third tweet is from OVO Daquarius, stating, "literally drake was probably trolling like he usually does + he fucks way badder bitches than 'sniperwolf' so im not even tripping fr".
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    • Imposter

    Why should you care · 1 year ago
    • The image shows a two-panel meme about a role-playing game. The top panel shows a 20-sided die with a 20 facing up and the text "You shout 'That king is an imposter! I'm the real king!' You get an instant kingdom." The bottom panel shows the same die with the number 1 facing up and the text "You shout 'That king is the real king! I'm an imposter!' That's not what I meant to shout." Both die are laying on some wood.
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    • Tech

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image contrasts two items. On the left, a white VR headset is displayed with the description "-$3499", "Looks dumb", "Tech overlord worship", "Scaring the hoes", "Weird tanline", "Instantly outdated". On the right, a pile of white powder is displayed with the description "-$3200", "Oh he got money", "Elegant luxury", "Hoes delighted", "Culturally significant", "Timeless aesthetic".
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    • Ram

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • The image is a multi-panel meme about the tech industry. The top panel depicts the Windows Task Manager, showing Google Chrome using a large amount of memory. The text overlay reads: "They feed us poison." The middle panel displays an ad for Corsair Vengeance LPX RAM, with the text: "So we buy their cures." The bottom panel shows an ad for "DownloadMoreRAM," with the text: "While they suppress our medicine."
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