Inside Out jokes
My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
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Hey guys! Halloween's in like, a day, and if you celebrate and are going trick or treating with your best friend, here are some really cool +fun costume ideas!!
2 M&M's
Cat and Mouse (I'm probably doing this with my best friend)
The old classic, thing 1 and thing 2
Tomato sauce and mustard 😂
Devil and an angel
Cloud and lighting
A plant and a watering can
This ones really stupid, but funny- Coke can and a Pe… Read more
Hey guys! Halloween's coming up, and if you celebrate and are going trick or treating with your best friend, here are some really cool +fun costume ideas!!
2 M&M's
Cat and Mouse (I'm probably doing this with my best friend)
The old classic, thing 1 and thing 2
Tomato sauce and mustard 😂
Devil and an angel
Cloud and lighting
A plant and a watering can
This ones really stupid, but funny- Coke can and a Pepsi c… Read more