Inside Out jokes

My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.

A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."

How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!

When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.

Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.

So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.