Inside Out jokes

My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.

A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."

How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!

When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.

Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.

So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.