Inside Out jokes

When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.

Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.

My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.

How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!

A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."