Inquisitor jokes

Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."

What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?

One of them knows the definition of no.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?

If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.