Information Processing jokes

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.