Information Processing jokes
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
He's not really dead, his update failed.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Community talk
I can decode anything.