Inducing jokes
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 馃グ馃グ馃グ
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
Teacher: Johnny, can you use a sentence with "definitely" in it?
Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them?
Teacher: Of course not, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Then I鈥檝e definitely shat myself.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?