Indianapolis jokes

What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.