Indian cuisine jokes

All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.

Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.

Curry.

Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.

The waiter said, "What's that?"

I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."