a guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if its relephant. he says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
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In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
