Incapacity jokes

Why would a dead guy lie?

Because he can't stand up.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

What is the one thing cripples can't do? ... Stand-up comedy.

I hate it when disabled people get bullied...

... because they can't stand up for themselves.