I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
