Inappropriate humor jokes

The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!

The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."

I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.

I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.

Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.

What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?

A colonoscopy.

They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.

Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.

It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.