Inappropriate humor jokes

The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!

The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."

I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.

I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.

Why can't an orphan be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.

Vagina jokes aren't funny.

Most of the time.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.