A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Priests are called father because it would be suspicious to call him daddy.
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.