In-N-Out jokes

What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?

In-N-Out of kids.

Do you like In-N-Out?

Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

An Irish-man walks out of a bar.