In-N-Out jokes

What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?

In-N-Out of kids.

Do you like In-N-Out?

Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said, “That was the sound of the north wind.” The next day his teacher asked the class, “What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”

How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!