Immensity jokes
On the lines of "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous,"
I'm dying to live forever!
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
Community talk
Scene: Cuddle-Time Chaos!
DIO: I've already shared my blanket with Kakyoin, too. Polnareff must be snuggled up somewhere... Hah. But it doesn't matter. You're next, Jotaro!
JOTARO: You big softy, DIO!
DIO: Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me? Even though your grandpa, Joseph, told you all my best tickle spots, like an exam student scrambling to remember all the answers bef… Read more
Once upon a time in the deepest depths of hell, Alastor, known as "The Radio Demon," found himself feeling uncharacteristically bored. As a sadistic demon with a penchant for chaos, it was rare for Alastor to experience such an emotion. However, his mischievous nature compelled him to seek out something that could bring pleasure to his twisted soul.
Eying his retrofitted radio booth, Alastor's eyes flickered with a … Read more
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