Icide jokes

If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?

What do you call a group of depressed people?

Sue-icide squad.

A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.

All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?

I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."

What makes suicide illegal?

Getting caught.