Icide jokes

A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.

All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...

If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?

What do you call a group of depressed people?

Sue-icide squad.

Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.

Killing someone is better than killing yourself.

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.

Murder, murder, suicide by police.