Ichthyology jokes

Nemo

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If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.

Fish

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.

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  • Fish

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    I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.