Ichthyology jokes

If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?

MC Hammerhead.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.

What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea.

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

What did the fish get on his math test?

A sea plus.

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."