Ichthyology jokes

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?

MC Hammerhead.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.

Things we all do:

Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣

I do this too often!

Why are fish easy to measure?

Because they bring their own scales.

What kind of fish knows math?

An anglerfish LOL

If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.