Ice Skating jokes
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.