Ice Skating jokes

How did the hipster drown? He ice-skated before it was cool.

One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.

It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.

What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?

A midget spinner.

What do you call an ice skating dwarf?

A midget spinner.

When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.

S, ss, slalom. A.