Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone? He can't afford a family pack
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
Q: why did billy drop his ice cream cone A: he as turrets
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.