Ice Chest jokes
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
A woman went out on a date and said, “I’m thirty-one with the body of a sixteen-year-old.” The man responded, “Wanna show me? 😏” The woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “Take a look.”
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.