Hydrogen jokes
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
Low quality
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
