Hydrocarbon jokes

Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍

I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.

If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?

H2O cubed.

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.