Hunting Knife jokes
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says, “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies, “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies, “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent, and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says, “Ok, now what?”
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
*on a date*
me - "I get to work with animals all day."
her - "How sweet! What do you do?"
me - "I'm a butcher."
Community talk
What did you guys get for Christmas? I got some 2011 mint coins, some Nazi coins, 12 ounces of silver, a floating globe, a nice hunting knife, a toothbrush cleaner, a water pick flosser, snow pants that match my coat, a pair of gloves, a pair of heated gloves, a fake bow that connects to the tv to virtually hunt, a air pistol, a target block for my real bow, a headlamp, a coin holder book, a football table, and some chocolates. That’s everything I can think of.