Human Action jokes

What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

Humanity.

I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.