Hula jokes
I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.
I didn鈥檛 know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Mom: Clean your room! Me: No, it鈥檚 my room, and I don鈥檛 want to clean it. Mom: You are nothing like Mrs. Smith鈥檚 daughter. Me: Well, I鈥檓 not Mrs. Smith鈥檚 daughter now, am I? You are the worst. Why are you trying to compare me with Mrs. Smith鈥檚 daughter? I鈥檓 not her, OK? I am not her, so stop! Mom: Do you know what? I pushed you out of my hula for 43 minutes! Do not make me hate you, because guess what? I brought you into the world, and I can take you out of it! Me: Bro.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
Can I get a HOYA?
He sing, he dance, he he.
Mooning is very astrological!
UU looks like boobies, hehe.