Howe jokes
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
How do fish get to school?
On a octobus.
Lol.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?
The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
how do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?
you flip it over.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you?
I'm a heterosexual man that is so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.