Howe jokes
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
My dad came over late at night. He was drunk. He started telling me how useless I was. Then I went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and stabbed him in the chest 47 times.
Three minutes later, he died. Now I’m losing my mind and cutting myself.
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3