Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
How do you get a depressed man out of the tree? You cut the rope.
How was your day, Freshfry?
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
