Hopin jokes
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
The happier they get, the less they see.
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."
Can I get a HOYA?
Community talk
MONDAY LEFT ME BROKEN TUESDAY I WAS DONE WITH HOPIN
I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve Mom and Dad are gone for the day; I'm by myself Buckets of throw up are next to my computer Hopin' that they show up, 'cause what I'm about to do to them Would make the Devil sick: I sharpen my blade Frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade The doorbell rings, I gotta ge… Read more