Hoo jokes
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
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My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
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