Hoo jokes

What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?

That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr

What did the owl that's a detective say?

"Hoo did it?"

What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.

What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?

"Boo-hoo!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!

I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry, baby!

How do ghosts cry?

Boo hoo.

How do demons cry?

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My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."