Hoo jokes
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
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What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
Hoe?
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
EHO?
Hana?
Hodor.
