What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
What You Call a magic owl? Hoo Dini
knock-knock hoos there iceberg lettus iceberg lettus hoo iceberg!!!!! lettus in !!!!!!!!!!!
I once had an owl hoo-ed think it would fly away?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo
How do demons cry?
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My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
