Homeschooling jokes

When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...

I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.

Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.

What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.

The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.

Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.

Me: Oh, I already tried that.

Why do orphans go to public schools?

Who's going to homeschool them?

You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.

Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.

Why are orphans always at school?

'Cause they can't be homeschooled.

Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?

Because they can't be home schooled.

Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.

Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?

A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.