Historical comparison jokes

I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."

I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.

The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.

In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...