High 5 jokes

What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?

It left him hanging.

- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.

- How did the gay person die? Homicide.

- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.

- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.

- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.

- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.

Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

Answer: He was left hanging.

What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

Answer: He was left there hanging.

An emo tried to high-five a tree. The tree left her hanging.