Hide n seek jokes

I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.

Why do orphans hate hide and seek?

Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.

Why do orphans hate hide n seek?

'Cause they can't find their parents.

Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.

Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.