HI jokes
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Hi, I’m Joe.
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
His gay ass dad.
His YouTube channel is a joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.