What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
HI Jokes
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
His gay ass dad.
His YouTube channel is a joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
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