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Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?

"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."

He’s not dead, just his storage unit.

A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."

Who said that?

I love you.

Hi 👋

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?

On a website.

Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?

Because he loves his honey.

Why didn't the bear leave home?

He could not bear leaving his family.

Why did the frog cross the road?

To show his gang that he had guts.

Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?

Snowhere.

Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?

Because he didn't have enough space.

What did the fish get on his math test?

A sea plus.

Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!

Why did the dog walk out at night?

To scare his people!

Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?

A: Because it tasted like shit.

"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.