Heyyy jokes

Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D

Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.

What does a gay horse eat?

Heyyy!

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

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Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

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