Heyy guys.

Hi

Hru

lmao real

im goood hbu

Great

Im good too

niceee

my cat is cuddling me

Awww

My dinner is cuddling you sooo cute

HEY.

Lmao

😈😈😈😈

smhsmhsmh

😈😈😈😈😈😈

muahahahahaha

Why the evil laugh😨😰😥

Im surposed to be the evil one😨😰😥

muaaahaahhahahahaha

Im scared😨😰😥

What are you planning😨😰😥

hiii

a party

hiii

guys i finally got snap and tt

hiii

heheehe

heyy

Hey

hii

hruu

Im good

Hbu

im good

Nice

LOL

what a goober

Hes got a point

yep sure is a goofy goober

lolz

lmao

wait what happened to ed

LOL

Herion Boat

Rap Monkey

Gayroin monkey😭😭😭

bahhaa

bro thought he ate w that

Its even funnier when you know heroine monkey said that last comment

Or did he?💀☠️

wha lol

lmaooo

guys i have a question

basically

okay

my school is offering this new role where you can be a steward for the school so like help the site team and you get a different tie and your own hivis jacket and i think it sounds cool and all that but i already have a different coloured tie for student council so i wouldnt want 2 different coloured ties coz how would that work? would i just swap every day or something? IDKKKK aahhhhh

hmmm

idk

I think you would just change ties again

But honestly

I dont know

So i could be wrong

it soundsss like a good roleeeeeeee

that sounds fun

It does

i cant imagine me walking around in one of the hi-vis jackets the site team wear 😭

Just keep them in your bag and change when u need to

truee

Smort.

Ima go for a bit

..?

😭

What’s that mean

he gonna eat my cat

oh

Ohhhhhh

Thought he was flirting with you tbh

LMAO

My fault twin

😈😈😈

😭

💀

Anyways im back (obv)

Hru?

I have a gallon of milk w me

why

Idk

real

😭

Damn this convo leading to nowhere

Im bored

whatd that say

"Damn straight"

I’m real lucky I came back

He was replying to the first comment btw

smh

Fr

what a goober

smhsmh

I wish i had a jawline like that

lies

nuh uh

kinda looks like my cat

you can't prove anything

i dont believe you

You cant disprove anything

uh

yeah i can

im not gay

restore the comment

mal back me up here

no

Ha

you are gay

oh so you dont trust me?

i see

i see how it is

ahuh

sure

i thought we had something 😔

No.

me too

and then i realised you were gay

shame

guess i was wrong

shame on you

gay mammoth man

Even a rhino can roast you

trans furry

thats just false smh

Homestuck nerd

who says that's a bad thing

oh REALLY

[REDACTED] nerd

yes.

gay 10 foot mammoth man.

well I'm rebellious Jake so I refuse to accept your statement

good luck finding a man who wants that

well im mod mal and i can delete your statements

OOOOOHHH SO YOURE TRYING TO ERASE EVIDENCE NOW

well I'm bitch jake and I can go cry to matt

this was clean btw I respect this

reasing lies

*erasing

muahahahahaha

free speech

1st amendment

are you anti-america?

hiiiiiii

im anti written defamation

el tell mal she's a dirty unpatriotic america hater who loves treason and wants to eliminate democracy

hey.

She has every right to hate america

no, i also hate america :)

Jake is more american than an eagle made of cheese

STOP BEING SO BRITISH

i dont hate american

america*

AMERICAN cheese

cant help it, its in my blood, along with tea and lots of vinegar

why vinegar

i love vinegar on my chips

and salt

yum

Wdym. Vinegar goes on fish n chips

Those eyes are terrifying

thats gorgeous

Oh my god

love it

gorgeous

The lorax when he sees trees

tf did i just reopen my laptop to

oh hell naw

smash

my days

yes

mal how do you feel that jake has pictures of earth with erm ykw in his camera role smh

Does the booty add extra continents to the earth?

offended smh 😔

fr

disappointing jake

im so

its not in my camera roll I copied it off pinterest

hurt

deeply hurt

my heart is broken

mhmm

none of these images are saved on any of my devices

my crest has fallen

definetly

Nah but jakes gay remember

into the challenger deep

yh jakes gay

😔

this is offensive

not once did I imply sexual attraction to any of the aforementioned images

...

i didnt mean it i thought it was a face rev mb gng

Difference between you and the lorax is the lorax is a hard smash while youre a pass

LOL THATS WILD my jaw acc dropped in shock

BHAHAHA

nuh uh

jake why are you spreading pics of me on the internet again

oh-

ew

my eyes

Trump wears that

why are his lips there.

ew

To eat the

why not

jake are we not gonna acknowledge my funny

i acknowledged it in my mind

well i cant read your mind you dingus

i cant yall are being extra freaky today 😭 smh smh

OH-

im being normal level freaky

jakes the one being hella horny

Trump x biden

prolly cus wade been gone for a bit

bahaha

fr

jake i have 3 words for you

who said im horny

pls stop i beg

me eyes

The flame is going up his hole

what that to to spongebob crotch basket

^

i beg jake pls stop

yes that was in response to crotch basket kissing

uh huh

water

bottle

cock

pulling up the ss

Dont say that infront of jake

Or he goes insane

we had a whole convo abt that like

awhile ago

lol

Thats why im warning you now

wheres the water bottle option

im disgusted

smh

Gotta check if it solidified

disappointing

eww

LMAO THERE'S A FULL IMAGE

no cus i was saying he needed to sneak his water bottle around by putting it in his pants cus maybe his future wife would like "monstrous shlongs" (thats what jake called it not me"

jake

are these your standards

absolutely not

hmmm

so my ass doesnt hafta be half my body weight

good to know

ill shrink asshley then

How you see shutterfly

stop fluttershy is the best

shes so pretty

i wish i were fluttershy

Rejecting jake

Is cold

Infront of his face too

lmao

fluttershys gorgeous

im gonna bring up the jar incident

Eww

look how pretty she is

frrr

i aspire to be her

i love fluttershy

shes the best

Look how pretty she is

thats me

and thats what i aspire to be

and thats you

I do NOT do drugs

HELL no

Your simping over a fictional medicre looking unicorn

why didnt i look like this for prom wtf

*pegasus

Whatever

cause you're not a quadripedal multicolored equine with wings

Surprises you didnt correct the your

i meant that PRETTY you goober

oh i didnt even notice that

Pegasi and unicorns are NOTHING compared to alicorns

best of both worlds

can't beat that

alicorns are cool

but twilight pisses me off

hell yeah they're cool they're fuckin unicorns with winds

wings*

Regular horses are the best.

twilight is a mid ass alicorn she had to gain her wings

booooooooo

natural borns are where it's at\

genuine pedigreed alicorns

wish i looked this good at prom smh

twilight was the worst she made me angry

I bet you looked even better :D

celestia was way better

rarity is kind of a bitch ngl

i didnt i actually kinda hated how my friend did my hair

I didn't like her accent

i love rarity

imma start talking like her

rainbow dash is fun and pinky pie is fun

they both cause problems due to their ignorance

but they're fun

rainbow dash sucks

Thats so RACIST

OH WOW

OKAY

well she doesnt suck

but she was so mean

she pissed me off

that's true

okokok

but she was COOL

my lineup would be

im so confused

1. fluttershy

2. pinkie pie

3. rarity

no

4. applejack

twilight >rarity that's for sure

5. rainbow dash

and 6. twilight

i hate rarity shes so full of herself

i HATE twilight

I don't have a problem with applejack she's just not super memorable

WHAT? 6th????

THANK YOU

mine is

I HATE TWILIGHT

1 twilight

2 rainbow dash

twilight LOOKS weird but she's the most sane out of all of them

i would 100% be her bestie i love her

3 apple jack

a little helpless

4 fluttershy

but not necessarily problematic

but shes too sane to the point where shes just annoying

why am i arguing about my little pony with little girls

5 pinkie pie

Leaving.

6 rarity

so youre in love with a little girl

little girls?

lol

gosh damn it

why would you do pinkie pie dirty like that

WOAGH

5TH?

so "gosh damn in love" with a little girl

CMON PINKY'S EVEN MORE WHOLESOME THAN FLUTTERSHY

i dont like how giddy she is

6. All my little pony characters

SHE HAS AUTISM OR SOMETHING

bro if pinkie pie were prettier shed be my #1

shes way too giddy

and i do feel bad for her

shes basically me as a horse

shes always being left out

and shes swee

t

but she just doesnt give off good vibes imo

bro fr she deserves better friends

fr

maybe thats why i dont like he

she and fluttershy need to run away together

cus fluttershy always being bullied

NAME ONE BAD THING ABOUT HER

she gets left out so mu hso thats why shes so loud

I DARE YOU

cus she so soft spoken

NAME ONE

shes so sweet i cant 😭

shes too loud

THAT'S A YOU PROBLEM

but thats only coz she has to earn attetnion

IM LOUD TOO

all her friends leave her out

LEARN TO BE TOLERANT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S PSYCHOLOGICAL CONDITIONS

Ima stay silent until the subject changes cya.

im not loud :(

SHE IS NOT INSECURE

im rlly quiet

SHE LIKES TO MAKE PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH

IM LOUD

but she is- you can tell

THERE'S LIKE A WHOLE EPISODE OF HER TRYING TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME

SHE LOVES HER FRIENDS EL

CUS IM LOUD?

because thats the only way she can get attention, by being laughed at

I AM PINKIE PIE AS A HUMAN

LOOK AT THAT SMILE

HOW CAN YOU HATE THAT?

SHES SO CUTE

HOW CAN YOU SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT THAT?

AND HER CURLY MANE

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED

she tries to make everyone happy so she can forget her own misery

SHE'S TRYING HER BEST EL

i dont hate her

I WANT HER CURLY HAIR ROUTINE

i feel bad for her

LOOK

SO NICE

stop harassing me

SEE THAT COMPASSION ON HER FACE?

im just saying my pov

AND THE SMILE ON RAINBOW'S?

i want pinkie pie as a bestie

They look like theyre sexting

AND SHE KNOWS HOW TO STAND UP FOR HER FRIENDS TOO

omfg

jake

jake.

jake

jake.

jake

jake.

THIS IS PINKIE PIE WHEN YOU'RE MEAN TO HER

jake

LOOK EL

jake.

jake

jake.

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

jale

yes?

jale

have you ever seen

mlp.mov