Hes jokes
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Memes
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.