What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Hes Jokes
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
