Hes jokes
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!
A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
Memes
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I donβt have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:π
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.