Hes jokes
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Memes
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!